MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
CLASS : Maria!
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
JOSH : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.
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