Skye Thomas

Skye Thomas
Writer, Rebel, and Soapbox Ranter

Thursday, April 05, 2007

SUN SIGN PRAYERS

SUN SIGN PRAYERS

ARIES: "Dear God! Give me PATIENCE and I want it NOW !"

TAURUS: "Dear God, please help me accept CHANGE in my life, but NOT YET."

GEMINI: "Yo God... (or is it Goddess?) ... Who are you? ... What are you?
..... Where are You? ..... How many of you ARE there? I can't figure you
out!"

CANCER: "Dear Daddy, I know I shouldn't depend on you so much, but you're
the only One I can count on while my security blanket is at the cleaners."

LEO: "Hi, Pop! I'll bet you're really proud to have me as your kid!"

VIRGO: "Dear God, please make the world a better place, and don't screw it
up like you did the last time."

LIBRA: "Dear God, I know I should make decisions for myself. But, on the
other hand, what do YOU think?"

SCORPIO: "Dear God, help me forgive my enemies, even if the bastards don't
deserve it."

SAGITTARIUS: "OH ALMIGHTY, ALL KNOWING, ALL-LOVING, ALL-POWERFUL,
OMNIPRESENT, EVERLASTING GOD, IF I'VE ASKED YOU ONCE, I'VE ASKED YOU A
THOUSAND TIMES --- HELP ME STOP EXAGGERATING!!!!!!!!!!"

CAPRICORN: "Dear Father, I was going to pray, but I guess I ought to
figure things out for myself. Thanks anyway."

AQUARIUS: "Hi God! Some say you're a man. Some say you're a woman. I say
we're ALL God. So, why pray? Let's have a party!"

PISCES: "Heavenly Father, as I prepare to consume this last fifth of
Scotch to drown out my pain and sorrow, may my inebriation be for Thy
greater Honor and Glory."

WOLFY
Skye Thomas
Author & Freelance Writer

Tomorrow's Edge
...inspiring leaps of faith
SkyeThomas.blogspot.com
Long Live the American Dream!

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