Skye Thomas

Skye Thomas
Writer, Rebel, and Soapbox Ranter

Monday, February 26, 2007

Some cute jokes!

19 & 22 were my favorites!
Skye Thomas
Author & Freelance Writer

Tomorrow's Edge
...inspiring leaps of faith
Long Live the American Dream!

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ?

Unique Up On It.

2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit ?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.

3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path

4. How Do You Get Holy Water ?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.

5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall ?

Dam !

6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long ?


7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work ?

A Stick

8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours ?

Nacho Cheese.

9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers ?

Subordinate Clauses.

10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand ?

Quattro Sinko..

11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow ?

Spoiled Milk.

12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire ?


13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches ?

A Nervous Wreck.

14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup ?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.

15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs ?

Right Where You Left Him.

16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils ?

Because They Have Big Fingers.

17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive ?

Because It Scares The Dog.

18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic ?


19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.

20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down ?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.

21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver ?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.

22. How Are a TexasTornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same ?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer



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