Skye Thomas

Skye Thomas
Writer, Rebel, and Soapbox Ranter

Monday, February 26, 2007

Some cute jokes!

19 & 22 were my favorites!
Skye Thomas
Author & Freelance Writer

Tomorrow's Edge
...inspiring leaps of faith
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1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit ?

Unique Up On It.


2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit ?

Tame Way, Unique Up On It.


3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?

They Take The Psycho Path


4. How Do You Get Holy Water ?

You Boil The Hell Out Of It.


5. What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall ?

Dam !


6. What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long ?

Polaroid's


7. What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn't work ?

A Stick


8.. What Do You Call Cheese That Isn't Yours ?

Nacho Cheese.


9.. What Do You Call Santa's Helpers ?

Subordinate Clauses.


10. What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand ?

Quattro Sinko..


11. What Do You Get >From a Pampered Cow ?

Spoiled Milk.


12. What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire ?

Frostbite.


13. What Lies At The Bottom Of The Ocean And Twitches ?

A Nervous Wreck.


14. What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup ?

Anyone Can Roast Beef.


15. Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs ?

Right Where You Left Him.


16. Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils ?

Because They Have Big Fingers.


17. Why Don't Blind People Like To Sky Dive ?

Because It Scares The Dog.


18. What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic ?

Sanka.


19. What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?

The Location Of The Dirt Bag.


20. Why Did Pilgrims' Pants Always Fall Down ?

Because They Wore Their Belt Buckle On Their Hat.


21. What's The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver ?

A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack, Dang!

A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack.


22. How Are a TexasTornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same ?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

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